This card is a missionary opportunity to talk about missionary opportunities! It just stings a little now. I sent an email to your local Misandrist SWAT Re-Education Team to take the eyelid-holder-uppers out of your eyes and allow you to stop reading this blog post about funny greeting cards. My background is in mathematical process modeling and statistical and economic analysis. Like, is there anything between your ears but vacuum? To seek out new depths of hypocrisy.
Then these same young mormons grow up to be married older Mormons who send their teens off on missions to continue to perpetuate homophobia.
Mormon-owned BYU removes gay-marriage cards at bookstore
Our line of greeting cards is the perfect solution for any same-sex wedding invitation. Judging from the inconstancy and irrationality of your brilliant treatise, it seems we must add intemperate and unstable to your list of sterling attributes. As the Minneapolis Star-Tribune is reportingthe cards -- which are produced by Carlton Cards, a unit of American Greetings, and hit store shelves in June -- feature phrases like "Mr. I sent an email to your local Misandrist SWAT Re-Education Team to take the eyelid-holder-uppers out of your eyes and allow you to stop reading this blog post about funny greeting cards. Email Address never made public.